Varus: How to goof off trying to promote yourself

Let’s start with source: “Retail is going digital. How VARUS introduces high technologies and fights for brains

The name is pathetic. What’s inside?

“We went up to the third floor of the Slavutych DC on Polya Avenue in the Dnieper. And it’s very nice there. A cozy coffee area, a glass open space, space conference rooms named after planets, and a games room for adults: with tabletops, a tennis table and game consoles with huge screens.”

What do we see in the photo? For some reason, no one plays in the “game room for adults”, the monitors are turned off, and an unconnected cord hangs from one of them. A bit of inside information is just a prop to lure newcomers who come to social services. Firstly, it is not working, and secondly, if it were working, then they would immediately be fined for playing them during working hours.

For the same reason, you will not see any rackets or balls on the tennis table for small tennis, if you decide to bring your own – read above. “Space Conference Rooms” – empty rooms with bare walls and deshman laminated tables, where old computer junk is usually stored.

“Cozy coffee zone” is generally infernal fawn, they would be embarrassed to write about it. Pay attention to the TERMINAL for payment near the coffee machine! Yes, you were not mistaken and they hit the bottom – even coffee in this office is paid!

“Glass open space” – here I want to tell you in more detail, the whole essence of the zashkvar is most likely not clear from the photo. First of all, it’s HELL cold in there. In part, this can be understood from the girl sitting in a fur coat and boots at the workplace, and the guys sitting in winter boots (yes, they again stupidly slept in the photo). Secondly, twilight always reigns there, this is not visible in the photo, because the spotlight of the photographer who takes the photo is shining. Well, and thirdly – look at this furniture – this is a hell of a zashkvar, showing the company’s attitude towards people. The cheapest chairs and even guest chairs for a couple of hryvnias, which are contraindicated to sit for more than half an hour. If you look at the back of the guy in the chair in the photo, you can see that he already had scoliosis in the last stage from sitting on this side chair. Separately, perhaps, it is worth mentioning the ventilation in this room … although how can one mention something that actually does not exist? In winter there is freezing cold, in summer – hellish closeness.

You probably think that they even pay normally there? But damn you guessed it.

QA with a set of programmer skills – 0 minus fines

Java developer Junior (with a set of skills from a confident middle), — 00

All jobs have penalties.

They are for everything – for the “poor” closure of obviously incorrectly estimated tasks, for the banal 5-minute lateness to work (and don’t give a fuck that you rework an hour on the same day to finish something urgent and that you are generally a FOP).